TERMS & CONDITIONS

By engaging with RealWelter® (a wholly human brand, assembled in the Midwest and fueled by caffeine), you agree to the following:

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1. Ownership
   RealWelter® is non-transferable, non-refundable, and comes with a lifetime warranty of grit, creativity, and accountability. Void where prohibited by boring corporate culture.

2. Usage Guidelines
   RealWelter® may be deployed for creative leadership, large-scale campaign direction, and the occasional dad joke. Overuse may result in award-winning work, stronger team culture, and rapid brand growth.

3. Liability
   RealWelter® is not responsible for excessive excitement caused by bold ideas, late-night brainstorming sessions, or spontaneous motorsport metaphors. Side effects may include increased ROI, goosebumps, and sudden urges to say “let’s send it.”

4. Shipping & Delivery
   Delivery is immediate. Some assembly required (coffee recommended). RealWelter® arrives ready to roll with no tools needed, though a collaborative team environment enhances performance.

5. Returns & Refunds
   RealWelter® is a one-way purchase. Once hired, no returns, refunds, or trade-ins will be accepted. Trust us—you won’t want to send this model back anyway.

6. Governing Law
   These Terms shall be governed by the laws of Creativity, Adventure, and Good Storytelling. Any disputes will be resolved over a campfire, a whiteboard, or in the passenger seat of a truck headed somewhere new.

 

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