
SHIPPING POLICY
DELIVERED HOT, LIKE PIZZA
At RealWelter®, delivery is always fast, free, and fueled by caffeine. Here’s how it works:
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Processing Time
RealWelter® ships the moment you say “go.” No waiting 5–7 business days, consider me fueled up, packed, and ready to get to work. -
Shipping Rates
Flat rate of $0.00. Seriously. The only cost is a good onboarding playlist and maybe a cup of coffee on Day One. -
Delivery Method
Available for fully remote and partially hybrid setups. Can also be delivered to shoots, events, or anywhere adventure calls. Standard features include a laptop, creative drive, and an unreasonable number of sticky notes. -
International Shipping
Yes, RealWelter® travels. Air, land, or sea if the project’s worth it, I’ll find a way. Customs forms may include “Occupation: Creative Problem Solver.” -
Damaged Shipments
If RealWelter® arrives tired, just add espresso. If RealWelter® arrives with too many ideas, don’t worry, most of them are actually pretty good.
Bottom line: No delays, no fees, no assembly required. Just hit “Hire” and consider RealWelter® delivered.