
REFUND POLICY
NO TAKEBACKS, SORRY MOM
At RealWelter®, we believe in commitment. Once you’ve “purchased” this product (aka hired me), there are no refunds, returns, or exchanges. Think of it less like buying a shirt online and more like adopting a very loyal, very caffeinated adventure partner.
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No Returns
RealWelter® is non-returnable. Once I’m part of your crew, I’m riding shotgun until the project’s done and the work is winning. -
No Refunds
Your ROI isn’t refunded, it’s delivered. In campaigns that perform, teams that thrive, and ideas that push boundaries. If you’re looking for a refund, you’re probably in the wrong garage. -
Exchanges
The only exchange available is swapping my baseball cap for a hard hat on set, or a laptop for a whiteboard. Otherwise, what you see is what you get: full-throttle creativity, accountability, and a bit of pitbull hair.
By hiring RealWelter®, you agree to keep this model in working order. Don’t worry, you’ll never want to trade it in anyway.
